bangag conversations.

dane: susunduin ka ni achi? naks! marunong na ako magchinese!
jon: panu yung brother?
dane: ahia
eu: eh younger brother?
dane: shoti!
eu: eh younger sister?
dane: (after a while) ice-cream yun eh... hmm..
eu and jon: ice-cream?!
dane: SHOBE!!!!
eu: ano yun, sorbetes?!
dane: oo noh, pinaghalong sorbetes tsaka sherbet!!
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ni: and then i saw abe waiting for the elevator. but didn't say hi na cuz he was at the other end.
daddy: so you guys didn't greet each other?
ni: nope. cuz he was at the other end. ang layo eh.
daddy: huh? ganung kalaki ba elevator niyo?
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m: lando, punta tayo salazar.
l: opo
(after a while)
m: lando, saan ka pupunta? salazar tayo ah
l: salazar po ba? akala ko sa la salle.
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dane: eu, kamukha mo yung katabi ko.
eu: ah thanks.
(after a while)
eu: ano sabi mo?
dane: ano ba akala mong sinabi ko?
eu: bakit ko naging kamukha si ratatouille?


what the?! hahahaha :)